Running at about 90, the car slid into the only spot left in front of the GT Club. The doors of the car opens and smoke rolls out as people staggered in the street, the neon lights flashing nearby, reflecting off of the rain drenched street, cheapened the look of the Club Pimpin suits they each wore. Me and Gotenks, Gear Daddy, Yander, Vixen, Jinxy and Junk, tipped our drivers heavily, a hippie and a spanish man, smoked almost retard, going by the names of Cheech and Chong. Yander was the first to speak with an, "EH I lost my tub somewheres down yander but I still got my faithful poochie Beans.." Jinx, the PRT's offical UPS man, nodded knowingly and resounded with "Oi, I know what your talking aboot, when I turned 22, this one time..." Gear Daddy laughs and says, " Um jinx I thought you were 17?" Jinx gives GD a totaly blank look and replies, "Lets get in GT PRT!! Let's go get JERKY! Da Junk Man slaps Jinx on the head, "Boy that means I gotta brain you first." In the silence that followed, the crew realized it was awful quiet where the others were and soon realized that Gotenks and myself puffed away. Poor Vixen however was still tossing up her Cookies from the last beer bong. The crew pulled themselves together and with evil grin walked thru the doors of the GT Club. Walking up to the bar, we each find out own empty seats at the bar and order our drinks.Suddenly the music changes and the countdown begins. I look to my right and see Quagmire, I look to my left and see Boots and mr dead LD. With a war cry WOOOWAAAAA forming on my lips I swing at mr dead LD while he gives me a shiz eating grin and a flower between his teeth. *KA-RACK* Boots struts like only noobs know how, and Quag did to, cuz he knew he looked cool. "Down with the Albinos!!!!" Twitching with nervous flair that seemed to make his eye balls pulse in and out of his skull. Mr dead looks at Vix like a ham sandwhich with cheese and told her, "I love you Vixxie, prove your everlasting love to me by stepping out in front of a moving truck." Vix smiles and gives dead a pout and replies, "Dead, my dear, I would...really...but I have a fear of commitment." while tripping dead on his strut. Boots, his panties now in a wad, swings at Vix and gives her a fat lip, Quag gives flowers and giggles, "Look.. a sideshow! LLAMA LOVE!" Since Vix Boots and dead had no choice but to repeatly attack each other, Quag wins. look down the bar and see Junk smacking Hollatme screaming JERKY JERKYYY!!!!! Further down, Yander raises a fistful of flowers and walks out with the $300. Gotenks punches counterfeit24 and gets thrown in the winners circle, filling his pockets with 300 beans too. Jinx was still at the bar,talking to some orange skinned lady, and Vixen, the poor girl was once again throwing up due to the 14 shots she had just consumed while chatting with COLD. Off in the corner GD dances as the girls dance in front of him. The PRT crew knew what time is was, that it was time to go for a bit, so they headed out the door, not looking back but with smiles on thier faces. Able to walk away knowing you can't stay at the club 24/7, cuz even they have closing time.
LAST CALL YA ALL~