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Poll By hate on 11/20/2009 9:18:00 AM
 Level 1
This has been a funny topic while working.What would you do if you went out and got soooo pissed you dont know what you was doing and woke up with a strange girl next to you and there was cum all over your bed and your dick was throbbin and saw?What would you tell your girlfriend? Would you tell her?And for the girls:What would you do if you woke up with cum all over your face, your fanny red raw and you didnt know the guy that was next to you?What would you tell your boyfriend?

I would... By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 9:20:00 AM
 Level 2
Take a quick exit and if i didn't know what happened theres not much to tell your girlfriend lol

you would also need to go to the GUM clinic By wonderwall on 11/20/2009 9:20:00 AM
 Level 3
And get checked out.

haha By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 9:22:00 AM
 Level 4
Didn't even think about that. That would mean getting something poked into your japs eye so i would class that as enough punishment.

Thankfully being a virgin By wonderwall on 11/20/2009 9:23:00 AM
 Level 5
I dont have to worry about STI's

lol By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 9:23:00 AM
 Level 6
Well you could of been born with one

Then thankfully By wonderwall on 11/20/2009 9:24:00 AM
 Level 7
girls of this world having nothing to worry about

So you wouldn't By hate on 11/20/2009 9:22:00 AM
 Level 3
inform your gf u just woke up next to a strange good lookin girl and she has cum on her face and there was cum all over the bed...?Good choice...What if she wanted sex later that day and your dick was still throbbin and saw from the night u cudnt remember?

I wouldn't go back for more By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 9:54:00 AM
 Level 4
I'm happy with what i have. I would just give up drinking to stop it ever happening again.

lol yeh By Hyoscine KS on 11/20/2009 10:05:00 AM
 Level 5
Coz that is probably the main culprit for creating such a mess in the first place, and the only drug (alcohol) I've taken that causes complete black-outs (loss of memory).

I've only had one night like that By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 10:09:00 AM
 Level 6
But that was down to a litre of whiskey i believe and whatever else i could get my hands on. I woke up with bits of tree in my hair and my clothes was ripped and thought what the fuck happened here then.

i can give you a list of drugs that can make you black out like that By named what on 11/20/2009 10:50:00 AM
 Level 6
alcoholxanax willso will kolonapinstakes a lot but so will valuimeven enough promethazine and you will have no memorymost depressant/benzi drugssmoke enough boat you can go comotose and have no memory of the nightheroin you wont really black out but you can go into really deep nods and forget whats happened n whats goin onketamine you can get stuck in a khole and remember nothing

you forgot By JustChillin on 11/20/2009 10:56:00 AM
 Level 7
HGH and GHB

i By named what on 11/22/2009 8:02:00 AM
 Level 8
dunno what hgh is but yea ur rite about ghb..ive just never been offered or even seen that around

lol learn how to cheat By named what on 11/20/2009 10:43:00 AM
 Level 4
ive cheated on a girl and went back to my gf later in the day n she wanted to fuck..its pretty simple you start a arguement and get her pissed off at you so that she doesnt wanna fuck

Lol then she dumped you By Union JACKass on 11/20/2009 10:46:00 AM
 Level 5
and you cried for 3 monthsbig man

date rape By Earth AoE on 11/20/2009 9:20:00 AM
 Level 2
isnt funny faggot

who mentioned rohypnol was involved? By hate on 11/20/2009 9:23:00 AM
 Level 3
i said clearly if you was too drunk.

Did you get your GCSE English? By wonderwall on 11/20/2009 9:21:00 AM
 Level 2
If so, what grade?

A star By hate on 11/20/2009 9:24:00 AM
 Level 3
.

Are you serious? By wonderwall on 11/20/2009 9:29:00 AM
 Level 4
With your use of the English dialect? Also your spelling is atrocious. If you got an A* then I'll have anal sex with Ghandi whilst doing a hand stand on the Big One in Blackpool.

lol he's gotta be kidding By WireLess AoE on 11/20/2009 9:37:00 AM
 Level 5
I got a B in english and it's not hard for me to tell that he didn't get an A*. Saying that i only got a B because i had the best english teacher ever and made me work hard.

sore* By FUKA YOU WHALE on 11/20/2009 9:23:00 AM
 Level 2
you spastic fuck

if i was a chick By VIPER IS A SLAG on 11/20/2009 9:33:00 AM
 Level 2
i'd say i was raped.if i was a guy.i'd say i was raped.simple.

more importantly hows that chick feel By Joe Wilson on 11/20/2009 9:42:00 AM
 Level 2
id hate to be the bitch wakin up to ur oompa loompa lookin ass

You saw what? By Union JACKass on 11/20/2009 10:35:00 AM
 Level 2
Saw one i saw that it was quite a good film that i saw but i hated saw 4 i think they took it too far with so many saws.You mongoloid it's sore.I hate how dumb you are.What do you talk about with the old grannies at the garden centre? I think you should be asking yourself what would you do if you woke up with cum all over your face and your ass red raw. But i think we all know the answer is lick your lips, pull down your pants and shout round 6.

Lol By Viper on 11/22/2009 8:13:00 AM
 Level 2
That's easy enough as it's happened to me plenty of times. Have another quick one with her when you wake up then walk out.